“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life
So what fuck was your wife knocking on
this dick
It’s not even 4 words???
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